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i will stick my penis in your eye 

insult, used by a male to denote distaste or anger towards a male or female...great for shock value
Dark Raven Omega: Suck me tender
Mister Lucipher: I will stick my penis in your eye

Stick your penis in me 

When a girl is wearing a dress that she usually doesn't wear with smooth silk and flowers and it moistens her knees like she's so hot you want to kill Tom Brady's cheerleader with a gun! Stick your penis in me, in other words, what a dress says.
I saw Isabella walking down the hall on the way bck from Math today, and she was wearing the best stick your penis in me I've ever seen!

Sticky Penis 

Gerald, you have a sticky Penis!!
Sticky Penis by Imma Horny Dino October 12, 2008

sticking your penis in an electrical socket 

When you say something that you later regret. Usually refers to times when you tell an embarasing story to your friends because you think it is funny, but they then use that story to make fun of you.
Dude, stop telling people about that time you saw your grandma naked. Your sticking your penis in an electrical socket.