A description of the situation when one accidentally impregnates the daughter/family member of someone politically known/vaguely important e.g. the story of the original Bristol Palin.
Usually results in said male being forced into a 'happy marriage' with the victim of Bristol-Palinism to save face, since so many politicians oppose abortion.
Usually results in said male being forced into a 'happy marriage' with the victim of Bristol-Palinism to save face, since so many politicians oppose abortion.
Generic male 1: "Dude I was totally boning President Obama's niece last week and now she rings telling me she's preggers."
Generic male 2: "Oh shiiiiiit you're screwed! Why the fuck did you go and Bristol Palin that bitch?"
Generic male 1: "Dunno but have a good life."
Generic male 2: "Oh shiiiiiit you're screwed! Why the fuck did you go and Bristol Palin that bitch?"
Generic male 1: "Dunno but have a good life."
by Dr. Torn Face October 03, 2010
The daughter of Republican VP Nominee Sarah Palin. She's a big neo-Nazi strumpet who's blatant unprotected vaginal corndoggery undermines her mother's fascist agenda for moral order.
by Hasn't Bin Laden October 23, 2008
I think Becky and I are going to go all the way tonight.
Use a rubber dude, You don't want to Bristol Palin her.
Use a rubber dude, You don't want to Bristol Palin her.
by Somethingcatchy October 20, 2008
The daughter of the homophobic republican Sarah palin. Shes a stupid whore who got pregnant and tells teenagers to be abstinent. shes a hypocrite and also a homophobe like her dumbass mother. Shes a horrible dancer who won 3rd place on Dancing with the stars because all the republicans and the tea party fucked up the votes. Shes also fat bitch!
by MJlover20 December 10, 2010
by JTC374 October 20, 2008
dude 1: Veronica is so fugly, she makes her sloppy mother a milf.
dude 2: That's called Bristol Palin syndrome.
dude 2: That's called Bristol Palin syndrome.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 22, 2010