Minday 

A common nickname for a girl who is tall, blonde, and hot.

This nickname means the girl has also met her soulmate, usually named Jordan.

Did you see you girl?

Yeah, what's her name?

Idk i'm gonna call her minday!

Better watch out or Jordan'll beat your ass.

Minday by J&M1007 October 20, 2008

diaz monday 

When you are so tired of work, had an awesome weekend, realize its Monday 7am; you hate your job and your manger, you decide to make up some crazy excuse not to go in.

Hi Honey it's past 9 in the morning don't you have work today? Oh hell NO, I 'm pulling a Diaz Monday!

diaz monday by crazyChris1969 May 16, 2016

Chest Monday 

The internationally recognised day on which to train one's chest. This is the best day of the week.

'Have you got plans this evening?'
'Are you serious?! It's chest Monday.'

Chest Monday by NandosKnight November 11, 2013

Danny Monday

Doing a Danny Monday is when you acquire something perfectly good and totally ruin it almost instantly.

This can be achieved by seizing engines, letting wiring set on fire, painting green, excessive lowering, leaving the bonnet open and driving, not putting coolant hoses on properly, painting red, being bald etc.

'That's a nice car, hope he doesn't Danny Monday it'

Danny Monday by jxc12379564 January 21, 2012

Monday Dreamers 

A hard worker, a visionary, a very dedicated person or a group of people with a dream that are willing to work hard to achieve it. Monday is the most unliked day of the week yet the 'Monday Dreamer's' favourite day as that's when working towards your goals and dreams starts.

Monday dreamers are usually very ambitious, passionate about their aspirations and successful in business.

"I'm a Monday Dreamer"
"He is working so hard to make his business successful, he's such a Monday dreamer"
"Their clothing brand is doing so well! They're such Monday Dreamers."

Monday Dreamers by 5mc2.lab January 3, 2022

monday mouse 

a black eye.

Will looked at Jem thoughtfully. "I seem to have woken up with what they call a Monday mouse," he said, pointing at the bruised skin under his eye. "Any idea where I got it?"
"None."

monday mouse by I'M THE REAL JOHANNA May 11, 2012

Plead a Mindy 

To start a story and to promise to finsih it at some later ill defined point in time.

There was this huge commotion going on downtown, but I don't have time for that right now so I'll just plead a Mindy for l8r.

Plead a Mindy by Symply Fargone September 18, 2012