Creemee 

The name for soft serve ice cream in the 802 (that’s Vermont for you ignorant flatlanders).

In fact, the original creemees have a higher fat content than regular soft serve (cream → creemees. get it?) making them unquestionably more delicious.

It's called a Creemee. If you don't like it, GET THE FUCK OUT!

Creemee by LoVermont October 18, 2008

Creemee 

Something only Vermonters know because everyone else is retarded.

Its amazing.

I don't feel like telling you guys so...

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Creemee

Creemee by VermonterBITCH. January 18, 2011

Creemee 

A word that silly Vermonters use for a soft serve ice cream.

Person 1: Did you hear that Vermonters call soft serves "creemees"?

Person 2: Yeah, what weirdos.

Creemee by mEowmIx May 14, 2015

[creemee] 

What Vermonters call soft serve ice cream.

Do you want some Ben and Jerry's ice cream or would you just rather have a creemee?

[creemee] by eelliott November 4, 2008

Turkey Creemee 

When you’re giving a handjob with the webbing of your thumb and index finger, so that when your hand is spread out it looks like the turkey art projects you did in elementary school.

Gave my boyfriend a turkey creemee last night under the table at his parents’ Thanksgiving dinner. He was so happy, and I felt very festive!

Turkey Creemee by Quackeroni and Cheese November 11, 2021

Maple Creemee 

When a Canadian ejaculates in or on somebody.

Spelled Creemée if it is a French Canadian.

- Did you end up getting with that Canadian?
- Sure did! He even gave me a Maple Creemee

Maple Creemee by MinMax123 October 12, 2022

A Finger Lakes Creemee 

A central NY term referring to the act of cumming on another person’s face after sexual acts. Is called a “creampie” in other states.

Which is difficult when someone from that region travels to Vermont and realizes that is what they call their soft ice cream.

“Oooh baby, get ready for A Finger Lakes creemee!”

A Finger Lakes Creemee by Cayuga Queen June 18, 2024