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mikesturbate

When you masturbate to a Michael Jackson Video, Song, Movie, or to thinking about Michael Jackson Sexually
I'm going to Mikesturbate to the in the closet music video.
mikesturbate by Lastchancebitch September 13, 2015
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Mikestrosity 

To take a simple situation and make it so painfully and horrendously awkward or (funny for spectators) that it reminds someone of Michael Scott from The Office.
Jeff told Sasha on the third date that he was madly in love with her. It was a mikestrosity.
Mikestrosity by Nickobocker May 10, 2010

mikester 

1. One who worships short chicks and has a pair of non-working testicles.
2. Our Prophet and Saviour.
3. An emaciated breed of Irish and Arab.
The Mikester: Look at me dance!!!
Random dude: U R GAY
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mikester by Dylan H Rush September 28, 2006

Mikester430 

Mikester430 smells
Mikester430 by EchoOfAStora November 4, 2020

miketarded 

when you're name is mike and you are completely retarded. You manage to spell simple words wrong and you don't understand things until they are explained to you slowly, but everyone still loves you.
Mike: "I really don't get what you mean!"

Friend: "You're miketarded!"
miketarded by highlandboy April 10, 2012
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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