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Pre-Sleep 

when you have to work early in the morning and still want to party, you get half your sleep before you go out and party.
Yesterday I got off at 4pm, went home and Pre-Sleep(Pre Slept) until 9pm, went and partied, back to sleep at 3 woke up at 6 and was at work at 630. I got 7 hrs of sleep.
Pre-Sleep by Dr. Berry October 18, 2008

pre-sleep wank 

To have a nice goodnight bat after a long stressful day of being horny before going to sleep, just to get it out of ya system.

This is the most common form of stress relieving therapy.
B1: i slept like a baby last night ....

B2: hmmm pre-sleep wank huh?

B1: precisely B2
pre-sleep wank by kooni June 28, 2007

pre-sleepover

a sleepover or get together that pre dates a bigger sleepover.
Before the sleepover, let’s have a pre-sleepover!
pre-sleepover by 298boywonder April 13, 2019

presleep 

Falling asleep in front of the TV long before bedtime, usually the best quality sleep.
"Where's Chuck?"

"Oh, he's presleeping in front of the news again."

Similar to resleep (trying to fall back to sleep after being wakened unnecessarily). Also similar to desleep (being awakened unnecessarily).
presleep by slevine November 24, 2007
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026