Jay Patel

One who is defined by dominance and excellence.

Chuck Norris once walked the earth with a massive erection. There were no survivors. This is an example of dominance and excellence.

Used in a sentence: Man, Chuck Norris is so Jay Patel.

by Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet October 16, 2008

Jay Patel

Everyone with this name ALWAYS and I mean ALWAYS built like Squidward. There NO CHANCE that they nose less than 2 feet long. Jay Patel's also be garbo at math and always be having bad grades.

Friend: Yo your house is pretty big bruh
Jay Patel: No bruh I live in a shack

by ipeepant November 5, 2020

Jay Patel

A vegetarian God with a muscular physique and beautiful sun-kissed skin. Someone who is a Jay Patel cannot use scalpels or swim.

Her: Wow, who's that guy?
Him: Don't even try. He's a total Jay Patel. He's out of your league.

by jaypatel730 December 1, 2017

Jay Patel

Vote for Jay Patel

Guy 1: Hey who did you vote for?
Guy 2: Jay Patel
Guy 3: Oh same

by Ghost_Reaper123 October 10, 2021

Jai Patel

phutaaa a guy known to be mad, mostly found around london near whitechapel or luton.

that guy is a big jai patel

by asdffdsaasdffdsa1111 August 11, 2010