A stupid
german person who is insistant on nabbing all the sunbeds with their towels at
early hours, before other
hotel guests.
Person 1: Woah, he's up early! Must be going for some early morning
swimming!
Person 2: Nah, he's got too many towels to be
swimming; look, he's taking up the sunbeds near the umbrella and pool
bar! Stupid Alemaniac