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assclasp 

Someone who thinks that they're good at something they do, such as clasping an ass, but they're really not that good, just overrated.
1. Hey johnny did you see that assclasp phil?
2. Hey man, he tried hard, but he was just an assclasp
assclasp by funnymonkey June 27, 2008
Related Words
Girl version of an assman. A girl who loves guys with hot asses.
Adam Rippon ass is out of this world! An asslass admiring Olympic scenery!
Asslass by bakatenshi May 7, 2018

Assclams! 

Some shit that you inadvertantly say when you're pissed about something.
Assclams! by Ptolomy Fife February 27, 2019

Eat Ass Class 

"Eat Ass Class" a class where you learn how give oral sex to the asshole of an doll, partner, ect

(btw there is no such thing as a free lunch... sorry)
"yo did you go to eat ass class today?"
"no I got lunch already"
Eat Ass Class by mr.thicc February 15, 2018

no-ass class 

when someone is not tremendously blessed with cake
*a person watches someone attractive walk by, but notices the attractive person has little or no butt*

“That’s an alumni of no-ass class of ‘23.”
no-ass class by Sarahsmile86 May 22, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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