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Someone who thinks that they're good at something they do, such as clasping an ass, but they're really not that good, just overrated.
1. Hey johnny did you see that assclasp phil?
2. Hey man, he tried hard, but he was just an assclasp
by funnymonkey June 27, 2008
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