Shit a stick 

Variation on "have a cow"

Ryan: Dude, why did you eat my last damn Poptart?!
Alex: Dont shit a stick man, i dident know it was your last one!

Shit a stick by Hammie V. October 8, 2008

shit on a stick 

A pissed off exclaimation, akin to "drat" but not quite so emphatic as "fuck a duck!" (The appropriate reply from anyone nearby is "Nah, it'd never sell.")

"What ? You forgot the beer ? Well, shit on a stick!"

shit on a stick by DS September 24, 2003

shit-on-a-stick 

Expression of dissapointment or frustration.

aw, shit-on-a-stick!

shit-on-a-stick by Alan L December 6, 2003

holy shit on a stick

Strong expression that relays a sense of suprise and even panic at times. Not to be confused with i'll have a shit on a stick please.

That guy is going balls out! Holy shit on a stick!

holy shit on a stick by ShoesRBad March 21, 2003

shit off a stick 

Fast. NO idea where it comes from; I can't see shit moving too quickly off a stick, but there you go.

...so I called Vin Diesel a big girl's blouse and then got out of there like shit off a stick...

shit off a stick by Tom W August 2, 2004

Shit on a stick 

Feeling extremely rough, tired, ill or hungover. Basically not feeling good in ones self.

"I feel like shit on a stick today!!"

Shit on a stick by Dizzydan1980 January 28, 2015

shit on a stick 

school lunch food served in school cafeterias

"wuts for lunch today?"
"shit on a stick ....like usual"

shit on a stick by uhhhMARISSA December 28, 2005