pagent queen

Spray on tan, porcelin over lays on teeth, hair extensions, colored contacts and a ton of make up. Any ordinary girl can be crowed when she is totally made over and fake.

There is nothing natural about that girl she is such a pagent queen.

pagent queen by sthrngrc September 29, 2008

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Pageant Queen

A shady bitch who will stop at nothing to be in the top 15 of a pageant.

Renee Armpit: Oh hell no, I am the pageant queen. I can't believe that whore is trying to put two
chicken cutlets in her bikini top.
Jenny Pskeevy: Well, I tried to fuck that bitch by pissing on her hair rollers and rubbing my ass on her dress. If she gets them cutlets in, we are definitely fucked.

Pageant Queen by Butter Mike October 20, 2018

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Pageant Queen

A girl who is poised and graceful. Most think she is rude and stuck up but actually super nice. Most girls are intimidated by her beauty

Amy: Ugh i hate her so much she’s so stuck up

Taylor: Just because she’s a pageant queen doesn’t mean she’s stuck up

Pageant Queen by besties?? July 22, 2019

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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