Harp Daddy 

Someone who is sad and pathetic.

That kid Nick is such a harp daddy. He really should do the world a favor and eat a bullet.

Harp Daddy by Pink Sox October 4, 2008

haupdaddy 

An old man who has a shoulder fetish

Dang that mr haupdaddy was looking at me again.

haupdaddy by The haupmobile April 21, 2017

hardaddy 

Also known as chip, a hardaddy is someone who you are not sure which gender he is more intrigued upon. A guy who says he likes girls, but attracts guys named Joe and touches other men's penis.

" Bro, I think Geoff is a hardaddy."
" Get off of me you hardaddy."
Chip

Unknown

hardaddy by Dale O July 20, 2014