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Couch time

Wow, that kid is messed up! I see a lot of couch time in his future.
Couch time by FunNun July 24, 2009

Couch Time

1. Time that two people in love spend on the couch talking or more likely kissing or making out.
2. Time people spend on the couch watching television or a movie.
1. John and Emily enjoy couch time on saturday nights.
2. Seth and Joe love renting movies on the weekend and getting in some couch time after working all week.
Couch Time by advocatus August 16, 2008

coach's time 

1.when a coach says we will be out at 5 and you end up getting out at 6
2.when a coach says we will be done in 5 min. and 30 min. later the team is still on the field
coach:"Well boys we're going to get you out early today"
player mumbles:"This is the time we are usually supposed to get out....."
other player:"It's because the coach doesnt run on actuall time, they run on their own time...coach's time"

Cough drop time

The most wonderful time of the year. The time for which cough drops are handed out and consumed rapidly.
Kid 1:It's cough drop time.
Kid 2:It's cough drop time.
Kid 3:I NEED SOME DAMN NICOTINE
Cough drop time by Mommyhole October 20, 2018
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026