Cum Slooge

someone who's too much of a pussy to do something, in the sense that a cum slooge never made it into the vagina

Dude, don't be a cum slooge, finish that beer

Cum Slooge by The Broski's August 13, 2008

post cum; after spooge 

the small amount of semen that oozes from the penis up to 5 minutes after ejaculation.

The post cum put a spot on my new trousers.

post cum; after spooge by Ernie September 29, 2004

Cumsplooger 

1 A computer used almost exclusively for the purpose of porn/hentai. Categorized by being hidden under beds and possibly having light spots that look bleached, the cumsplooger is typically of an older model.

2 The term also refers to a computer so useless you might as well just keep porn images and gifs on it.

1. She refused to give me head, so I had to pull out the 'ol cumsplooger.
2. God that school computer only has a 500 GB hard drive and like 2 GB RAM. What a cumsplooger.

Cumsplooger by Anorak24601 February 22, 2017