Dorkamuffin

A person who loves to spend their free time jamming to insane music... {if you can call it that}. They read books of mythical creatures like faeries and vamps and werewolves. They can often be found sitting on the side of the road, usually on a stone bridge. They are usually very angry or extremely giggly. They associated with those that are not well understood, but is very protective of those in which they love.Food: watermelon, slushies, gum,kool-aid, SUGAR

a dorkamuffins r very rare
meaning there is only 1

Dorkamuffin by Dorkey_lozer August 6, 2008

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dorkmuffin

To have the absence of all common thought and to be so dorky one does not deserve to be called a dork, otherwise the word dork alone would not be able to fathom the dorktitude of the person.

"What do you mean you forgot the milk? You are such a dorkmuffin."

dorkmuffin by chloeiscoolio March 11, 2009

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Dorkamuffin • Dirtamuffin

Dorkmuffin

A person who is endearingly naïve and constantly cheerful.

Alex, quit goofing around, you silly dorkmuffin.

Dorkmuffin by The Legendary Dingus January 30, 2023

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Dirtamuffin

A person thats clothes are really dirty and they wear them day after day until the clothes are gray.

Look at that little boy over there he is a lit dirtamuffin

Dirtamuffin by Kholby Stevenson September 7, 2007

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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