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blistered shishito 

When one's penis is rubbed raw after a marathon session of intercourse as result of friction, intense PSI, lack of lube or a combination of all three
Mike: Bro, why are you walking so funny?
Stan: Dude...Missy and I had a marathon sesh' last night and she dried out...I was in a zone and couldnt stop, but now I"m rolling with a blistered shishito...it sucks, but was worth it, yo
Something that is over done. To beat a dead horse. To overkill something. Overdone. To ruin something by repetition.
My son has been talking about his new video game he Biebered it. My boyfriend overplayed an album so much he Biebered it.

Blistered Sister 

A nun with a prominent and questionable cold sore.
Father Mulveaney couldn't help but notice the blistered sister sitting in the front row at mass. He made an appointment with his family doctor after service just to be safe.
Blistered Sister by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2015

Blistered pig 

A reddened, swollen, or angry vagina usually caused by a chemical burn delivered by excessive or inappropriate use if products such as black market lubricants or hair removal gels like Nair.
Dude, she's hot but you'll be freaked out if you go down and put your mouth on that blistered pig.
Blistered pig by Jjohnnyb May 2, 2014

Blibbering Humdinger 

A clever, yet elusive magical beast known to write witty songs that poke fun at wizards.
"OOOO Look! It's a blibbering humdinger!" - Luna Lovegood