boratism 

the cherry-picking and presentation of allegedly amusing examples of members of a particular group acting stupid, especially when collected by means of "man on the street" interviews, having the effect of reinforcing stereotypes, provoking riducule and/or raising feelings of alarm toward the target group.

In "Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan", we see Boratism at it's height: the manufactured portrayal of a nation as a collection of idiots.

boratism by Kirtley August 1, 2008

Boatism

In the end, everyone will die and fade away. Because of this, we are all in the same boat. Boatism encourages the spread of kindness because we're all in this together.

He practices Boatism and searches for meaning along with all his other boat companions.

Boatism by Notreallymillardfillmore January 31, 2018

Boatism

Boatism, the "religion" for those who need no religion.

The "oars" of Boatism:
1) Be a good person
2) Smoke herb
3) Drink tea
4) Chill

Any of these besides 1) are optional, but they most certainly help.

Now...
Imagine you're sat on a boat, with everything YOU would want to make the moment absolutely PERFECT.
This is the Boat of Perfection.
When you realise how much you love it, become a Boatist.

The Boatist "Church" - wherever the fuck you like.
The Boatist "Ceremony" - spark up.
The Boatist "God" - The Boat of Perfection.

To become a Boatist, simply tell yourself you are a Boatist, and be safe, then the world's your oyster.

We are a non-hate, non-profit & non-structured "organisation", so we don't want your shit, your money or your idea like "man we should all go sit on a boat somewhere and be like wow" because...nah. Just live your life in your own way, as long as it's not lame.

So surround yourself with good people, and try not to give too much of a stuff about anything that doesn't really matter.

Dude One: "I'm a boatist."
Dude Two: "What's that?"
Dude One: Insert explanation of Boatism here

Boatism by KilimanjaroEnsemble June 2, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008