lackage 

it is a combination of "lack of" and "shortage" which has a complaining and/or joking tone.

eg. there is a serious lackage of food here..

eg. what is with the lackage of hot guys here??

lackage by jennypennyhadahat July 5, 2008

Lackage 

Having a lack of something, such as competitive spirit or being able to watch the drum major

We have a lackage of time

Lackage by The True God of Gators October 12, 2019

lackage of check clappage

Its very sprinklable you can use it for a lot of things like cod

"Hey man that guys got locc" "whats locc" lackage of check clappage

lackage of check clappage by Chrismatthews2021 March 2, 2021

Lickage 

A lighthearted jovial pursuit of random acts of kindness involving the usage of tongues.

Dude, get a picture of that lickage to post at www.lickage.com

Lickage by Lickage.com April 6, 2010

lackademia 

The phenomena of an expensive education being useless in the real world.

Four years of lackademia and still living off the folks.

lackademia by wildmonkeysects March 14, 2007

Lackametholepsy

The art of falling out due to the lack of methamphetamines or, being off ones Wagon, one too many

A man over there leaning up against the post suffering from lackametholepsy

Lackametholepsy by DawnNichole#1* November 18, 2019

lockage

The locks, keys and paraphernalia associated with the security of an entranceway.

The lockage of the art room is very important because of the risk of theft or vandalism.

lockage by James Hison (ret.) September 1, 2008