falafelhead 

a person that is either a douchenugget, or someone you like very much!!:!

"christine is suchhh a falafelhead, yeah?!??1"

falafelhead by i like hairspray. June 27, 2008

Falafeled 

"Fucked and left for dead".
This is when your partner has sex with you to exhaustion (yours) then slips away while you are passed out cold.

My GF falafeled me then headed out to the clubs alone.

Falafeled by sf_alphamale June 22, 2008

falafeled 

When a guy wakes up to find that the girl he was having sex with left some time ago.

Origin is the acronym "FALFD" meaning "Fucked And Left For Dead."

Steve went drinking with some tattooed hottie and got falafeled.

That's the third guy Sheila's falafeled this week.

falafeled by reprobate June 17, 2008

Falafelled 

The act of going out to the bar, getting nice and Irish before hitting up the nearest Pita Shop. Not to be confused with other, less tasty variations on the word.

Also see Humassed

Sean: Hey Joe? You up for hitting the bar tonight?
Joe: We getting falafelled?
Sean: Hells yeah!

Falafelled by SS Wilson November 9, 2008