2 definitions by sf_alphamale

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Before coffee
Said in response to running over the trashcan while backing out of the driveway in the morning; "Dude, that's a fine example of pre-Columbian driving."
by Sf_alphamale February 26, 2015

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"Fucked and left for dead".
This is when your partner has sex with you to exhaustion (yours) then slips away while you are passed out cold.
My GF falafeled me then headed out to the clubs alone.
by sf_alphamale July 10, 2008

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