cyborg

n. 1. A being that is part robot, and part human. {cyb(ernetic) + org(anism)}. 2. A human who has certain physiological processes aided or controlled by mechanical or electronic devices.

adj. A fate worse, or on par with death.

v. 1. To turn someone into a part robot part human being. 2. To add mechanical or electrical devices to someone in order to make them, better, faster and/or stronger than they could previously ever have been.

n. That cyborg just assimilated your mother into the collective.

n. That cyborg has laser eyes. He knows what I'm thinking. It comes as no surprise. The Christmas lights are blinking.
He's so curious
He's so curious
He's so curious
And he's got laser eyes.

adj. A cop goes to cuba to discover whether his missing brother is dead, alive, or cyborg.

v. I'm sorry to report this to you Mrs. Johnson, but on Tuesday, January 20th, your son Billy was confirmed cyborged in action.

by maximumtravis January 20, 2004

cyborg

Half human, Half robot. Need I say more? I do? What do you live under a rock?

Before the Partwii, Lauren, the cyborg, bus surfed over to Mickey D’s with his brofriend Chuck Norris and bought a McGangbang happy meal with the funds that he jacked from his sugar momma after his disco nap that afternoon. Chuck pulled out his phone from his nuthuggers and started sexting a ginger slice with a tramp stamp that he had been friendly following ever since they shared a game of Jager pong. Lauren gave Chuck the air jerk as he noticed Tanasa the grade digger that sat next to him in his art class. Lauren gave her the “let’s just be friends” nod and grabbed his happy meal. As Lauren walked outside he saw, Bruce, the designated drunk, as he started wailing teenybopper show tunes. Bruce was manstrating again and wanted his fix of Dr. Pepper and Big league chew. The night of celebrating Lauren’s nomotion had barely even started and already he was knackered.

by Micron X February 24, 2010

cyborg

a person who is part robot and part human or a person who can't survive without technology and will die in Amish areas

Rodger: I don't understand why people are freaking out about the iPad 2? It's only a giant iPod touch.

Matty: NO IT'S NOT AN OVERSIZED iPOD TOUCH!!!! IT'S THE FUTURE OF OUR WORLD AND IT NOW HAS FACETIME!!!!!!

*rolls eyes*
Rodger: Slow down cyborg

by blah blah blah idk March 30, 2011

cyborg

Also known as bluetool, one who wears an earpiece and is often found talking to what appears to be themselves. Can be inconspicuously identified to present company by saying: "I spy cyborg."

"Is that guy talking to himself?"
"I spy cyborg."

by Jack&Kristen July 11, 2008

cyborg

rectal and vaginal penetration using a penis and vibrator.

Girl "Me and my girlfriend like to cyborg."
Guy"Dumbass, you can only cyborg if you have a dick."
Girl"Jackass, I had my strap-on in her pussy and my vib. in her ass!"
Guy"I mean a REAL DICK."

by LeSean November 21, 2005

cyborg

A Tennis Nazi from London. Speaks in monotone and always ends every sentence in "Does that compute?" Commonly seen prancing with his side-kick Starsky. Starsky is often seen wearing a pair of party pants.

Dude, did you see how cyborg malfunctioned when you hit the tennis ball?
Yeah, I wonder if the same thing happens when you hit it at Starsky?

by anonymous November 4, 2004

cyborg

sophisticated machine send back in time to present day to disrupt the equilibrium in customer service environments

Easily distinguished by a slow monotone voice and robot like movements

I called that service department number, the guy was a total cyborg

by gum13y June 23, 2008