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Bluetool 

A person who wears a bluetooth wireless earpiece everywhere they go to seem trendy and important. Places to spot bluetools include movie theaters, malls, restaurants, gyms, grocery stores and cars.
Bluetool: Heyyy, how are you?

Megan: I'm great, and yourself?

Bluetool: Oh, sorry Megan. I wasn't talking to you, I'm on a call. Bluetooth.
Bluetool by Orchard August 2, 2006
Word of the Day on May 10, 2007
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Bluetool 

A person who wears his/her bluetooth all the time, even when it is unneccesary. Making him/her look like a real tool.
Jarhead and I saw some bluetool at the city park yesterday sitting on the grass with his bluetooth headset on.
Bluetool by Cheweysmoker October 1, 2008

bluetool 

Someone who uses their bluetooth headset to listen to music, thus giving the appearace to those who don't realize this that they're just showing off that they have one. Actually, they're just people smart enough to realize that Ipods earphones have cords and you can do just as much with a decent cellphone.
A: look at that dude, he's a such a bluetool.
B: uh, he's probably just listening to music.
A: oh...
bluetool by Mr. Ken January 13, 2008

bluetool 

Marty's got a bluetool. Six months, no action. Poor guy.
bluetool by HumptyDumpty May 31, 2007

bluetooth crazy 

1. The state of appearing insane to people who can't see your wireless headset for your cell phone.

2. Someone that you think is insane until you see their bluetooth headset and realize they're just a douche bag.
Dude:"Did you see that crazy guy talking to himself on the corner?"
Chick:"Oh, that was Bob. He's on a conference call. He's just bluetooth crazy."
Dude:"What a douche bag."
bluetooth crazy by cam828 March 20, 2008

Arabian Bluetooth 

When an Arab who has a headwrap has their cell phone lodged into the headwrap so they may talk hands-free. I have actually seen this.
You: Wtf that guy has a cell phone sticking out of his turban and he's talking on it!

Me: Yeah that's the new arabian bluetooth. They're not very expensive, all you need is a phone and a towel.
Arabian Bluetooth by pureglaucoma February 21, 2011

Somali Bluetooth 

When a Somali or other Muslim woman tucks her cellphone inside her hijab so she can talk hands-free. It's like having a bluetooth headset but more stylish.
I was biking today and a woman talking on her Somali Bluetooth almost crushed me with her minivan.
Somali Bluetooth by glork98 November 7, 2012
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