Plomkin 

A plomkin is when you recieve head whilst taking a shit

I like taking dumps... I like getting head... A plomkin is a win-win.

Plomkin by The Original Überbitch June 23, 2008

Hot Plotkin 

When one young gentleman lands a hot steamy fudge dragon directly on the back of the neck of another willing individual.

In the locker room after football practice "Brendan" gave "Zach" a steamy hot plotkin.

After eating Thai food "Kyle" recieved a fiery hot plotkin from "Luke".

Hot Plotkin by naesmit August 22, 2012

plomkinjubhyvgtcfrxdezswaq 

When you type every column backwards and up.
You've tried qwertyuiop, asdfghjkl and even qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp so now you try plomkinjubhyvgtcfrxdezswaq the ultimate stage in boredom. soon you will be doing diagonal keys

Bored "dood i typed plomkinjubhyvgtcfrxdezswaq into google."
Normal "whats qazwy whatever?
Bored " its when you type every column backwards and up"
Normal " sigh, gtfo out of my kitchen"

plomkinjubhyvgtcfrxdezswaq by PrebHunter December 6, 2010

plooking 

Shagging, fucking.
As used in some of frank zappas music

I was plooking all night long.
Ah,, you plooked me so hard.

plooking by mikulas September 10, 2006

plonkinsplurge 

Pushing a poop so hard that some jizz comes out your weener.

I pooped so hard that I jizzed, and henceforth, this shall be called a plonkinsplurge.

plonkinsplurge by piggywiggylemonsquiggy September 11, 2011

Plorking 

Some like to work, others like to play. Those visionary enough prefer to plork, combining the two elements as opposed to going about each separately. An aficionado of the plorking way is P. Taylor.

"Too busy plorking boi!"
"To plork or not to plork"
"Plorking every day"

Plorking by The Welsh Thesaurus July 11, 2016

Plumkin

a girl/guy giving head while the other person is taking a shit.

Plumkin-Please reference Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay.

Plumkin by your moms girlfriend October 23, 2008