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jazzblaster 

Any type of fender jazzmaster guitar with upgrades or modifications that enhances the already superb sound of a stock jazzmaster.
This is commonly done by changing the soapbar pickups with Telecaster Deluxe humbuckers. Originally created by Sonic Youth guitarist Lee Ranaldo around 1996. It was a 1966-1975 vintage sunburst jazzmaster, which was stolen in 1999. A new jazzblaster then had to be made.
A: Oh dude, Lee Ronaldo's jazzmaster sounds unreal. I've never...

B: Whoa dude, wait, first of all that not a jazzmaster. It's a jazzblaster.

A: Oh sh*t!
jazzblaster by Alan Orth October 14, 2006
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Inebriated beyond comprehension, presumably under the influence of alcohol, majriana, and "that sweet tea" and heroin. People afflicted have no hope of renturning to this physical plane.
A quote from someone who is "Jablasted" -"The rapture is coming, December 14th 2022 at 8:14 AM, wake up early, be outside or God cannot take you to heaven."
Jablasted by CytheCy December 12, 2022
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