douche-a-louche  

1. The ultimate “loser"
2. Someone who is not only massively brain dead so much so that the very thought of them is so foul and putrid that it reminds you of vaginal cleansing, but also very frightening and creepy in the most corny way possible.
3. A person of this nature should be avoided at all costs.

What a douche-a-louche ! This guy I’m seeing texted me that I should come over because he’s wearing a Mexican Sombrero and nothing else!

douche-a-louche by Christine Cascio June 19, 2008

douche-a-louche 

1. The ultimate “loser"
2. Someone who is not only massively brain dead so much so that the very thought of them is so foul and putrid that it reminds you of vaginal cleansing, but also very frightening and creepy in the most corny way possible.
3. A person of this nature should be avoided at all costs.

Friend 1 – "This guy I’m seeing is such a douche-a-louche, he texted me that I should come over because he’s wearing a Mexican Sombrero and nothing else!"
Friend 2 – "Wow! Please never speak to him again!"

douche-a-louche by Christine Cascio December 9, 2008

Doushe-a-loushe 

A person who is mostly being beaten with a douchebag over the head and gets branded on the head saying Doushebag.

Timmy: Hey look at the doushe-a-loushe
John: Hahaha someone got loved by the doushebag
Timmy: it says douchebag on your forehead
Doushe-a-loushe: Please stop calling me a doushe-a-loushe- my girlfriend beat me last night

Doushe-a-loushe by Whyit October 29, 2007

douchealouche 

n: a super douche. A douche which excedes standard douche qualifications.

What are you doin, douchealouche??

douchealouche by Pacman October 29, 2004