Domit 

Domit is a person loved by Kal but Domit doesn't love him back as much and she doesn't answer his texts and calls and she is an ignorant old lady trapped in a young woman's body

08:00pm Kal: Domit can we go home?
08:50pm Kal: what about now?

11:34pm Domit: I just saw your text now and I already went home

Domit by kalnewa77 December 21, 2021

Domit 

when your dog vomits

"Emily, your dog domited in our bed again!"

Domit by Emmmalou June 16, 2008

domit 

"Dirty old man in training." Someone that acts and aspires to be a dirty old man, usually in their 20's. A young sleazy.

Your friend Ryan is such a domit for hitting on 14 year old girls on his lunch break.

domit by Kathat May 28, 2006

Dmitry Medvedev

Privately also called as Diminish Analoiledvich Mediocrity. He is a Putinstanian kleptocrat and one of the Vladolf Putler's closest cronies.

Dmitry Medvedev is a nuke-horny midget who rages like a disturbed brat when Putinstan's war of aggression has turned out to be a clusterfuck.

Dmitry Medvedev by O. W. Tongueincheek May 7, 2023

sloochin von doitchen 

a dutch master cigarillo, usually grape, strawberry, or cognac flavor

so you guys wanna grab a sloochin von doitchen?

your fucking goddamn right, we have a big fat sack to toke

sloochin von doitchen by PhiL dA CooKa October 13, 2011

doitsuism 

A religion that worships the Hetalia character Germany, or Lord Doitsu. "Shine bright like a doitsu" The religion represents all love for Doitsu, wurst, beer, cleaning, and potatoes. We are all potatoes. Followers of Doistuism call theirselves Doitsuists.

Feliciano is a strong supporter of Doitsuism.

doitsuism by PotatoBastardo July 15, 2014

Doitsu 

1. Japanese/Romaji word for Germany.

2. Common nickname for Germany/Ludwig Beilschmidt from the anime, Hetalia: Axis Powers

3. Doitsu isn't just the Japenese word for Germany - oh, no. It is so much more . Doitsu is the reason we live, the reason we breathe. Without Doitsu, we'd be dead; nothing. Doitsu has the power to do anything. Once you become a Doitsu, you have achieved everything in life. Get stopped by the police? Tell them you're a Doitsu, and they'll back the fuck off. Your house getting burgled? Just let those assholes take one good look at your Doitsu face and they'll drop dead. Doitsu is everything. Everything that you have ever know. Only the best of the best can become a Doitsu."

Shine Bright like a Doitsu

Doitsu by silly32 March 1, 2013