spaff catchers 

tits, boobies, chesticles. devices worn on the front of a lady to catch manspaff.

I spaffed all over your spaff catchers

spaff catchers by bloke no.1 June 15, 2008

Spaf catcher 

A derogatory term for either a well used vagina or the open mouth of a drunk lady, which you can use to catch your volitile ejaculate.

'yo dude look at that drunk bitch, she is well up for being a spaf catcher.' or 'Hey George, let us venture to Amsterdam and procure ourselves a filthy spaf catcher.'

Spaf catcher by PKAF Phantom UK January 31, 2012