dinkey

I have a big dinkey.
by bob October 26, 2003
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dinkey

A penis that very small when erect, up to and including 3" in length. Girth is not specified. Originally the term was only used to label a Chinese mans wong, but it is now used internationally as a descriptive term for 'a little pickle'.
1. 'James Marc Johnston has a major dinkey.'
2. 'That Gilmour bird has no dinkey but my God she's got some balls!' penisdickwinklewongjohnsonpipea little pickle
by SarahScarlet July 23, 2013
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Dinkey

My dinkey is big.
Can I touch your dinkey?
Fred has a big dinkey.
by rawsushi2 April 05, 2010
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Dinkey

A rather odd looking 'nubbin' usually on the facial area, e.g. on the side of someones nose. It has brown and black pigmentation.
Yeah he was hot but when i saw him close up i realised he had a dinkey and i couldn't stop staring at it!
by friendlyjoe March 04, 2011
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Dinkey

Usually refers to someone that does a dumb action unintentionally aka a dumbass
Jeremy was named Dinkey of the Year.
by Blue Berets May 31, 2019
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Dinkey Kong

Another way of saying I came out of the closet and I am officially gay! Dink is another word for dick or asshole, all tougher saying I like it in the asshole. First used in my high school!
DigitalSynn: Ping Pong like dinkey kong

Cold Assassin: Wow, you finally came out of the closet! LOL
by ColdAssassin June 27, 2009
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dinkey flop nuggets

1) A set of extremely floppy nuts, preferebly being a smaller size than normal.

2) When a extremely tiny turd is hanging from the butthole, and you have to wiggle your butt and squeeze your cheeks to make it fall into the toilet, much like a dinkleberry.
If I'm going to sleep with you, you've better have a real pair, not just some dinkey flop nuggets...
by davedavedavedavedave March 26, 2009
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