When a ridiculously wrong situation is out of your control and is completely caused by a donkey (ass) individual. The situation takes on the characteristics of the responsible party for the absurdity and becomes donkeyesque.
Dave: I've been waiting for two weeks for the help desk to replace my keyboard, that's not something you want to wait two weeks to replace.
Matt: yeah, that's a long time, what's the hold up? that's ridiculous!
Dave: It's beyond ridiculous. This situation is truly donkeyesque.
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.