Bumpdate 

The quickest way to get me to unfollow you; when a pregnant woman constantly posts about her pregnancy on Facebook.

Also a good indicator that the offending will likely become one of those moms who posts endless photos of her baby... and only endless photos of her baby after it is born.

***I’m friends with Stacey on Facebook***

Stacey: “Here is my Week 18 Bumpdate! This week, my baby is the size of an apple!”

Me: ***immediately unfollows Stacey***

Bumpdate by FegelFatso March 30, 2019

bumpdate 

A portmanteau of the words bump and update. On an internet forum, a bumpdate is a post made specifically to bump the topic up to the top of the list, and at the same time provide information of an update to the initial post.

Bumpdate: My post now includes credits to the two other people who assisted me.

bumpdate by Wes W. aka 1337D00D May 18, 2008