chain wings

An award given to someone who manages to have sex with someone of the OPPOSITE sex in prison.

Inmate #1: "My wife visited me today with a mini skirt and no underwear."
Inmate #2: "You get your chain wings?"
Inmate #1: "NO BUT SHE DID..."
Inmate #2: "Aw man im sorry."

chain wings by smartassmotherfucker May 14, 2008

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Chin Wings

A facial adornment of aerodynaic, optimal, performace facial hair. Can be seen in social circles in the North and commonly displayed on the wild animal "shagwire" in its natural habitat.

Shagwire's Chin Wings makes him high speed as fuck

Chin Wings by Bill Knickers August 9, 2024

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Chin Wings

A facial adornment of aerodynamic, optimal, performance facial hair. Can be seen in social circles in the North and commonly displayed on the wild animal "Shagwire" in its natural habitat.

Shagwire's Chin Wings makes him high speed as fuck

Chin Wings by Bill Knickers August 9, 2024

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Chaim Wigs

Chaim Wigs better known as gene Simmons is a sad bald man with lots of money who hates Ace Frehley and Peter Criss but can't get enough no he can't get enough of Tommy gayer and Eric minger. His original alias was Chaim Wigs but he changed his name to gene Simmons but because he's bald his real name is Chaim wigs

KISS is a great band but it's ruined by Chaim Wigs and Bald Stanley refusing to let the spaceman and the catman back in the band

Chaim Wigs by VeryBigMuscleMan October 7, 2021

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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