Shit Metal

The guy above me.

Guy Above Me : "I am a homosexual, and i lick my cat's pussy every night"

Everyone with decent taste in music : "Yes you do."

Shit Metal = Non-existent

by iEatRapShitForBreakfast February 18, 2009

shit-metal

A sub-sub-genre of heavy metal that contains various metal bands that suck complete and total ass.

Circumstances beyond the control of those capable of rational thought have given these shit-metal bands popularity amongst the sheep and devolved beings throughout the earth.

Dude #1: Hey, what the hell are we listening to? It sounds like an antelope shitting on a tin can...

Dude #2: Oh, this is the new Metallica album, St. Anger. Metallica went with a shit-metal sound this record, I guess...

by Dio in English May 10, 2008

shit metal

insert any metal AT ALL here and it'll probably fit

man metal sucks fuckin balls it's all shit metal

by metal sucks and is gay December 8, 2007

metal shit

A term used when you're listening to heavy metal, and on the can at the same time, when you're bowel movements match the the rhythm tone of the song

I Think Chop Suey is impossible to time your Metal Shit Movements

by Dandal202 April 4, 2016

Metal Shitting

Metal Shitting is when you listen to metal songs while taking a shit. Pretty self-explanatory

Just got done with some metal shitting.

by King Glizzy April 4, 2021