zirkle

a hairy person who is still sexy

Man that guy is zirkle

by tcl244225 May 3, 2008

Zirkle

v. to meet a girl and coerce her into a relationship, all in under 5 days

I'm gonna zirkle that chick in my Astronomy class bro.

by TheMustangWay August 21, 2012

Zirkle

1. An Ethiopian nipple; One that is dried, cracked, barren, and overall unpleasant to the eye or whatsoever sensually.

2. Something dried, shriveled, and practically useless.

Example (1):
Guy 1: Hey man, you gonna hit that?

Guy 2: Hell naw! The girls got zirkles!

Example (2):
Girl: I'd do him, no lie.. but I heard he's of the "zirkle" variety.

by R3D R()CK3T November 6, 2009

Diamond Zirkle

Likes to play mind games on boys and loves to fuck up peoples lives. Her face is crunched up, and even if she got multiple plastic surgeries, she'd still would look really ugly. Isn't too fond of Reese's cups. She can sometomes be nice, but most of the time she is a bitch.

Diamond Zirkle, she is a mega bitch.

by Anonymous54353 July 10, 2010

Zirkle Jerk

To gather every male of the entire current existing human population and have them jizz into a small body of water such as a lake; causing the body of water to become 100% sperm.

"Hey man, let's go Zirkle Jerk into Lake Victoria!"

by Joshzirkle January 8, 2013

Zirkled

To be slumped, passed out either from a high or drunk

Bitch be zirkled out on the couch

by savannaseashell16 January 24, 2018