The ancient, mystical art of flicker gooning in Malmö until you transcend human existence and become a part of the urban landscape. 🌟🔮 One
minute, you’re gooning at a neon sign outside a kebab shop, the
next minute, you’ve entered a state of nirvana where Swedish meatballs get stuck into your urethra. 🍖✨
The key to true Malmonian Flicker Gooning is
patience. Hours
may pass as you fixate on flicker gooning at the sight of the Malmö Central Station’s outdated signs, or the faint glow from a malfunctioning traffic
light in Västra Hamnen and flicker gooning to the speed of the lights. The more you focus, the deeper you fall into the
trance of Malmonian flicker gooning, slowly becoming one with the very
soul of Malmö. 🌈😌
Pro tip: For maximum effect, You will need to flicker
goon in the 3rd week of February during NordicFuzzCon, for best results you should be rooming in the main hotel, The Clarion Hotel Malmö Live and in the highest floor in the hotel and in the highest numbered room number, with atleast one other person. If you manage to achieve these conditions you will be able to summon the Mascots
Iris and Mausie themselves in your room! Bonus points if youre wearing
nfc merch or if you have over 1k followers on twitter.com 🔥
Remember: You’re not just gooning in Malmö, you’re becoming a Malmönian, a real NordicFuzzCon attendee doing the yearly tradition of Malmönian flicker gooning. This is the highest level of gaining followers easily on twitter during NordicFuzzCon. 🌍”
Cree: '' Damn bro I cant wait to
go Malmönian Flicker Gooning during
NFC this year and gain thousands of twitter followers
like popufur Caramel''