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Shitbangle 

Commonly used to describe an angry, grumpy old boomer.

Also a descriptive term for those with a penchant for depositing their fists inside their own, or others, bottoms.
BOOMER: “You kids better get off my goddamn lawn, or I’ll ram my fist up your ass!”
MILLENNIAL: “Dude lets get outta here - this guy is a fucken shitbangle!”

SHITBANGLE: “Ooooooo”
Shitbangle by M.C.H.L July 13, 2019

Shiztangle

When the testicles of one male are tied to the testicles of another male.

Also called a ShizTwist.
"Cade had to crash at Hussein's last night because they were Shiztangled"

"Dan and his Dog must be Shiztangled because he never leaves home without it"
Shiztangle by DJ Sures March 31, 2008

shitjangled 

When you’re so broke, you only have the change jangling in your pocket
Dude 1: Bro, lets get some soda
Dude 2: I would, but I’m shitjangled

shintangle 

a gigantic, dirty growth of pubic hairbush, either male or female, that has grown so long it now tangles and creates it's own set of miniature dreadlocks, may look as if the wearer has a black sheep taped to the groin
dude! i banged hana last night and she had a shintangle so big i couldn't even find it!
shintangle by the incredible mr. f January 27, 2009

Shittingles 

The loss of blood to one's feet causing pins and needles from leaning on your own knees too long whilst pooping.
'dude, I just shit and scrolled Reddit so long I got Shittingles'
Shittingles by Torakvf44 August 6, 2018