Creamulate (creh-miu-late) v.
To smear and smother the outpour of jism using your penis head all over a designated area, after a course of ejaculation.
I will creamulate all over your entire face if you don't shut up.
The third commandment of the Georgia Guidestones put in place by the Rosicrucian Order suggests that as long as the words one chooses to use cromulate well, it is irrelevant what the Oxford English Dictionary has to say on the matter.