Elbonics

The actions of two people maneuvering for one armrest in a movie theater.

Elbonics should be considered when building new movie theatres.

by Miss Spunky August 20, 2003

Elbonics

(el bon' iks) n. The actions of two people manuevering for one armrest in a movie theater.

Me and this girl were fighting over the armrest, I told her to stop using the Elbonics technique because it was mine.

by Edin BetEivaz April 8, 2008

Elbonics

The way people talk when they have an elbow in thier mouth.

"Purlf? Sdnurg?"

"What the fuck is Reggie talking about?"

"Oh he's speaking elbonics, man."

by Chipping Woodlet III April 3, 2006

Elbone

A man whose penis has a sharp bend in it either to the left or right

that guys got an elbone in his pants, i bends almost 90 degrees to the left

by TheOnlyTeki March 23, 2010

elbonics

the act of two people sharing one armrest in a movie theater

The elbonics in the movie theater was intense as the two people fought for their claim of the armrest.

by haveatictac July 11, 2008

elboner

The response of the boyfriend's elbow after it accidentally brushes the girlfriend's breast while the couple walks together. The elboner occurs when the male stiffens his arm and positions himself to increase the probability of another, more intentional brush-by.

Him: "I love long walks on the beach."

Her: "Nice elboner."

Him: "And thus, the reason why I love long walks on the beach."

by lphovercraft October 15, 2014

elboner

The tingly feeling you get in your arm when someone rubs or has sex with your elbow skin; otherwise known as a wnis job. It is a very pleasurable feeling. To get an elboner is a very special and spritual thing.

Megan: I just gave Kim a wenis job.
Sam: I bet you gave her an elboner!
Kim: Yes, I did get an elboner.

by GirlsWhoSingLikeFreshmenGuys September 3, 2011