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car face 

The phenomenon were a woman has a beautiful face when spotted in her automobile, but when she gets out a fat or otherwise unseemly body is attached. Also known as the exact opposite of butterface.
I thought a hot chick was making eyes at me on my vespa yesterday, but when she drug 200 pounds of cottage cheese out of her car at the gas station I saw she just had car face so I hauled ass out of there!!!
car face by Iheartdriscoll April 7, 2008
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race car to the face 

When someone motorboats a man's general jewel package. could also be followed by an excited "VROOOM!"
"Hey baby, how bout a lil race car to the face?"
race car to the face by BrinkyBoo October 13, 2012
A person with an attractive face but an undesirable body which is hidden when that person is seated in a car. The opposite of Butterface.
Stuck in traffic, Chris flirted with a woman driving a Jetta not realizing she was a carface.
Carface by losanjealous April 12, 2006
when you are at an intersection and you cut some one off, the person in the car you cut off makes a disgusted face at you. This is known as a carface.
Oh man you should have seen that lady's carface, it was so funny.
carface by ntwo2 November 26, 2010
Someone who has the face of a car, or has a car embedded in their face.
Man with car protruding from his face appears.
Badass MOFO: You're one big carface, carface.
Carface: Careface
carface by schnigglypoo January 15, 2006
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026