squashy as 

Someone who goes by the name of Spandex.

Don't worry spandex! Ex lax will keep this a secret...

"I ain't no squashy as! You be a squashy as!"

squashy as by Squashy As April 6, 2008

Squash Ass

The intense amount of pain in the buttox region that is a consequence of playing too much squash. Due to muscle soreness.

I played squash for four hours today after not having played it in three years. I'm going to have a serious case of squash ass tomorrow.

Squash Ass by squasherrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr January 7, 2009

squishy ass 

A male/female who is emotional as hell. Everything they do is something that a light-skinned person would do. These individuals cry and complain a lot, and are prone to attract other squishy ass individuals.

All you play is R&B, you're squishy as hell.

You crying over some pussy? Shut ya squishy ass up

squishy ass by Tnam March 19, 2014

Squashmas 

How to offend someone from squamish

Person 1, you like squashmas? Person 2, I'm from Squamish you offensive brat! I don't have an accent!

Squashmas by Loton July 27, 2018