FARTBASS

fartbass is a word used to inject humor and is also a type of stock

Hey Duane, how's your Fartbass stock doing?

FARTBASS by Fartbass April 4, 2008

Fartass 

The fat face stinky fucktard that rejects your urban dictionary entry because he envies your awesomeness.

oh man, that fartass rejected my shit again!

Fartass by spiderguy February 16, 2015

fartass 

Just a random insult. Combining "Fart" and "Ass." Or accusing one of passing too much anal gas. Not an insult to be taken to heart, however. Fun times.

"Hey, John, how about you stop farting, you fartass."

fartass by Troy McGrath July 31, 2003

fartass 

Putting your butt-hole on a dolphins blow-hole

Did you just fartass that dolphin?

fartass by awesome darkness March 23, 2009

Fartass around

Waste time doing something pointless and unproductive. Usual meant as a negetive

A: What are you going to do on your holiday break?
B: I dunno, probably just fartass around all day.
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"Teens today have no drive. They just fartass around"

Fartass around by FrozenEternity October 10, 2015

smuckin fartass

The reverse of "Fuckin Smartass"

Used in a more playful and acceptable tone that can be tested in a work, school, and religious environment without fail

"Quit being a smuckin fartass!"

smuckin fartass by D. Hunter February 25, 2005

Fartbasket 

A portable container into which the participant may discharge an anal vapor in order to share the contents with interested parties at various locations.

Fartbasket
An innovative system utilized to share anally dispersed vaporous aromas with a vast array of geographically distant folkles.

Fartbasket by Jay Kay 1971 January 15, 2019