Sloke 

What you do when someone uses lol in 2021, sloke.

Ben - Did you see Nate used an Among Us reference in class yesterday?

Taylor - Yeah, that was so cringe, sloke
Ben - Yeah sloke

Sloke by ultimatejeff March 14, 2021

Sloke 

-A shorter version of slow poke for when you see a fatass or somebody really slow
-A mix of a sloth and a slow poke; a slow moving person who needs to exercise more

I was running with my fat friend Dave and he was being a classic sloke, he couldn't even finish the first mile.

Sloke by Orange is the new black 2017 January 19, 2017

Sloke 

The act of poking someone while they are asleep.

Note: In Glasgow, to "poke" a girl is the same as to finger her.

Guy 1: How did your date go last night? Any action?
Guy 2: She fell asleep on the sofa, so I just sloked her and went home.

Sloke by lauracide January 8, 2011

sloke 

n. - a person, usually male, around 6'3, with a heavy British accent that sounds like a cross between Ozzy Osbourne and Wallace from Wallace and Gromit. Synonyms- Sam

sloke by muahahaha February 4, 2003

sloke 

When you have been eating a lot of salt, or 'cloggy' foods, and you have a drink of either coke or pepsi. A sloke is the feeling you get down your throat when you drink it. A cold chilling fizzy sensation that cures all your dehydrated clogginess.

'I need a sloke after that pizza!'

'The way it slokes down my throat...incredible'

'Bursting for a sloke i swear! I'm so dehydrated :('

sloke by fholme April 7, 2010

Sloke 

To slap and choke someone. This could be done as a single motion, but usually is seperated by derogatory remarks/threats.

Blake found out the baby wasn't his, and he sloked that ho right on stage!

Sloke by ~ Ill Clinton ~ December 11, 2009

sloke 

Is a chocolate chip and banananannna pancake on top of a rake, it has toes and it honks also likes to lick.

the Sloke that was inside her legs on wednesday morning.

sloke by Sharon_ November 11, 2008