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Basically, this is the sound of a girl/woman's vagina instantly closing and drying up upon hearing something exceedingly technical or nerdy in nature..
Girl: Hi! Watchya been doing today?
Guy: Oh, lots! Did you know that while I was watching the ath0 socket on my router, I saw 6Mbps outbound spike of packets that..
Girl: <FAWUMP>
Guy: Oh shit, I did it again. <SIGH>
fawump by designmechanic September 14, 2014
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fatumata 

An amazing girl that isnt afraid to concur her life goals and she Never lets anyone else get in her way.She is just a fair less girl that is also beautiful.
Candy:Fatumata wasn't afraid to tell the bully to leave Jack alone

Berry:I know she is so brave I wish i was Fatumata
fatumata by Cool Kid245 March 14, 2017

fanum tax 

honestly i have no fucking clue what this means so if someone could make a definition that would be amazing
"sticking out your gyat for the rizzler, your so skibiti, your so fanum tax..."
fanum tax by ms.eve October 9, 2023
Fatumois: Members of a little known underground movement based out of the semi-autonomous "People's Independent Republic of Fatumastan," a quasi-anarchist movement based in one of Africa's largest cities. Known for street meat, copious amounts of unheard of beers, and raiding urban establishments in numbers they have a challenge to handle, Fatumois often roll so deep they can take over businesses for brief periods in a flash mob of sheer numbers.
This place is a wash tonight, those damn Fatumois took it over out of nowhere...
fatumois by Fatuman June 14, 2018

fanum tax 

Fanum tax comes from the comedy creator Fanum, who is a member of streamer Kai Cenat's influencer crew AMP. The phrase refers to the way Fanum would jokingly "tax" other members of AMP in 2022 by taking bits of their food when they were eating, according to the digital culture database KnowYourMeme. The website says the meme is popular with both Gen Alpha and Gen Z, but numerous Gen Zers say they were not aware of the meme at all.
STICKING OUT 🫵 YOUR GYAT 🍑 FOR THE 😎 RIZZLERS 🥵 YOU’RE SO 🤟 SKIBIDI 🚽 YOU’RE SO FANUM TAX 💰

fanum tax 

A Twitch streamer named Fanum act of "taxing" AMP members like Kai Cenat by snatching a portion of their food during streams.

Tbh this is all I know about this fucking thing.
Sticking out your gyat for the rizzler,
You're so skibidi,
You're so fanum tax,
I just wanna be your sigma
fanum tax by Lil Ibby October 12, 2023