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n) johnson. hammer. variation of 'cock'. Started by the Jerky Boys (inadvertantly, though, as I'm sure they don't even know they said it during one of their pranks however it's gotten fantastic mileage with a bunch of punks from NJ)
Shawn: How's your cotz?
Jeff: Not bad, better get on the Parkway Souse soon.
cotz by peasandqueues April 1, 2008
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(n) johnson. hammer. variation of 'cock'. Started by the Jerky Boys (inadvertantly, though, as I'm sure they don't even know they said it during one of their pranks however it's gotten fantastic mileage with a bunch of punks from NJ)
Shawn: How's your cotz?
Jeff: Not bad, better get on the Parkway Souse soon.
cotz by peasandqueues March 31, 2008
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cotz cotza Cotzwalop Cotzy
A loving Italian familly who would do anything to keep it together. They will try to make the world a better place and make the people around them happy. Eventhough they look very positive and happy, they usually all have a different darkside. Cotza's will look like they have a lot of luck but somehow it will get destroyed or will be useless. It's rare to find a cotza but if you do, don't ever leave them. You need someone like a cotza in your life, they will do anything to see you smile. They are very loyal and emotional, they won't ask for help when they need it but love it if you show interest.
Ow, this person really brings joy to the whole party

It's got to be a cotza
cotza by Happypigy October 10, 2017

Cotzwalop 

Cotzwalop is a word that under educated people use when they can't spell codswallop.
Kno ie doewnt wont tooo, youere torking cotzwalop.
man i wish i was as good as "Cotzy"
Cotzy by Norskingen July 26, 2024
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026