trommo 

troll bait; text intended to incite idiots to post, declaring null all rational thought

"Your post was just trommo."

trommo by ashleybur83 April 28, 2008

trommo 

Short definition: Troll ammunition.

Long definition: "trommo" is used in relation to a comment posted on a public or private forum (ex: Craigslist) which could due to the nature of that post's content illicit forum "trolls" to respond in greater than usual numbers.

A: "Dude, I like nice butts."
B: "So trommo."

trommo by whilomphoenix March 27, 2008

the tommo way 

to do something made - or done by the Tomlinsons. mostly Louis Tomlinson

" listen, forget what they taught you in scouts, Payno, we're doing it The Tommo Way " - Louis Tomlinson
" LOUEH YU IDIOET ! " - The BradFord Bad Boy

the tommo way by Julianna Seavey July 13, 2018

Tommo 

A nickname for Louis Tomlinson from One Direction

Tommo is such a kind person

Tommo by Helpmejefferey August 22, 2019

tommo way 

Louis Tomlinson said "forget what they thought you in scouts Payno, we're doing it tommo way!" And later it broke.

⚠️ It is not the opposite of "treat people with kindness"⚠️

We're doing it tommo way!

tommo way by Kevin.tpwk September 29, 2020

coronary trombosis 

An illness that afflicts the brass section.

A horn player never last long, once coronary trombosis sets in.

coronary trombosis by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 15, 2009

Bass Trombone 

The bass trombone is a weapon of mass destruction that is notable for its ability to destroy entire planets with sheer volume. Banned internationally by the Geneva Convention, it continues to see use via a technicality allowing it to be used as a "musical instrument". As such, musical ensembles who wish to thin out their audiences or viola sections will hire a bass trombonist (one who plays the bass trombone).

For a brief period, NASA used bass trombones to test spacecraft components' resilience under extreme conditions, but quickly found that the valuable components (along with the surrounding area) would never survive more than a few seconds.

Valerie: Why are you wearing full body armor to an orchestra concert, Terence?
Terence: I want to be ready for when the concert hall collapses after the bass trombone's fortissimo passage.

Bass Trombone by Driving Park December 17, 2014