1. I know I my penis is small and fat and all, but is it that complicated to suck me off? She was munching on it, like she couldnt get a hold. I can't date a chodemuncher.
2. He talks and talks, he is such a freaking chodemuncher.
Name given to those who partake in the eating of faeces directly from the anus of another person.
"The actors in this video film are all over the age of 18 years old, and all felching, crudmunching and teabagging seen in this movie is genuine and not aided by special or visual effects"
The name of a person who enjoys tormenting his fellow gamers on ventrilo.
Gamer 1: "That guy keeps making fun of me!"
Gamer 2: "It's okay, he's normally like that."
Gamer 1: "Oh, really?"
Gamer 2: "Yeah, he's a real chuntmuncher."
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.