This goes back to the famous Schrodinger's cat experiment. Is the cat alive or dead? You don't know till you open the box, or smell it some months after. Either way, in state theory, if you don't know which state something is in, it is said to be in a "wankbat" state. This fuzziness has more recently been applied to quantum computing, which moves away from the binary model of 1s and 0s, to 1s, 0s or Wankbat. Researchers have found that most software development lingers in a Wankbat state for most of a project's duration.

"It was just a wankbat situation. I didn't know whether the cat was alive or dead."

Wankbat by Paul Grainger July 30, 2004

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wackathon

A very long masturbation session, usually with more than one participant.

Those frat boys had one hell of a wackathon. The winner was Biff Henderson, who also won this year's wackoff.

wackathon by Antenna Wilde February 14, 2008

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wackbar

Someone who says complete gibberish. From the urban-english "whack", meaning crazy and "bar" meaning Isaac. It applies to those who talk about star formations having a profound effect on the world, religiously, as we know it. Wackbars tend to live around populated bus stops.

That wackbar preached to the back of my head for twenty minutes.

wackbar by Chris October 1, 2004

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wackbards

Meaning grossly incompetent, stupid, unreasonable, bad, terrible, backwards.

That girl has got to be the most 'wackbards' receptionist I have ever worked with.

wackbards by Jenfa January 26, 2007

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