wackathon

A very long masturbation session, usually with more than one participant.

Those frat boys had one hell of a wackathon. The winner was Biff Henderson, who also won this year's wackoff.

wackathon by Antenna Wilde February 14, 2008

Wankation 

Portmanteau of wank + vacation.

Wank is the slang British English term for Masturbation.

A wankation is any day(s) off taken for the sole purpose of releasing steam and masturbating several times a day.

Applies to both males and females.

Jane: Hey John you've been very stressed lately, is everything okay?
John: Yeah, my boss has been busting my balls for the quarterly report deadline coming up. Luckily, I've got a long 5 day wankation coming up next week. My target is going to be 8 times a day every day, wish me luck.
Jane: Oh John that is impressive, no one has ever sustained that many wanks in 5 days. You are one lucky guy.
*John thinking to himself: Ummm, maybe I ask her Jane to join me, we can mutual wankation the hell out of each other*

Wankation by Detective Chet Mahogony December 10, 2012

wackaloon

An individual person, or politician, who continually makes foolish statements, comments or surmises. Usually such statements or comments when made online are hidden behind screennames or aliases.

Speaking on soldiers trading images of war dead for porn, John Timor said "In prison, people trade for cigarettes. This is no different. You are all slaves."

John is a wackaloon.

wackaloon by TIZReporter October 10, 2005

Workathon 

A large amount of days spent work (as like a marathon), usually they suck.

Man, last weekend was such a workathon.

Workathon by Gregaliciously Greg October 16, 2008

jackathon 

Masturbating over and over usually more than 3-5 times a day.

Yesterday I had a major Jackathon since no one was home.

jackathon by Danny Bregman May 11, 2006

Wankatronic 

Something so incredibly uncoolthat it should never be said in the company of others.

Guy 1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Guy 2: Oh! Don't tell that joke, it is soo wankatronic!

Wankatronic by Jack De April 24, 2008

wankathon 

Timed event, usually done by males, counting the number of times he can ejaculate within a given period.

Jim had 50 sponsors for his 24 hour wankathon, he managed to jack himself off 126 times and raised £400 for charity.

wankathon by zygmund July 27, 2003