Do not attempt 

All the more reason to actually attempt yourself.

TV: Warning this stunt is performed by trained professionals. Do not attempt.

Me: "Hey! Let's attempt that!"

Do not attempt by Kevin Esser March 23, 2008

Do not attempt 

How Vonage captions their "people do stupid things" TV ads to cover their a**es legally.

Note: This blonde lady actually DID know better than to enter the water to play with the "dolphins", and fake shark-fins were used in the production of this advertisement. Do not attempt in real life.

Do not attempt by QuacksO November 2, 2018

Do not attempt to board the helicopter 

an arabic man screaming about how attempting to board the helicopter will actually lead to the bombing of africa

"A medical helicopter will be extracting injured person, do not attempt to board the helicopter For your own safety,keep the area surrounding the medical tent clear for authorized personnel and those in need of medical attention. Keep passport with you at all times, if a border agent asks for your papers,be prepared to provide them. Parents... hold passport for children Clear the area,move behind the barricade as quickly as possible If you need medical attention... inform one of the border agents."

Do not attempt to board the helicopter by dxcfgjkopl];[lkjhcvl;' March 3, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008