Mertenize 

To destroy, ruin, lay waste to one's name by pronouncing it really badly. It's basically oral diarrhea.

"umm nah-nad--nahjuh!"
Nadya: That hoe totally mertenized my name!

Mertenize by .DotK March 6, 2008

mertilize 

to annihilate

I gotta get the car back by 8, or Dad's gonna mertilize me!

Crew, set your phazers to maximum mertilize.

mertilize by Mandingoe May 31, 2004

mertender 

Someone who takes care of a mermaid, woman with a tail.

That mermaid we hired had such a caring mertender.

mertender by MertenderMatthew July 13, 2017

Martinize 

Get rid of useless, low-life ghetto trash

He was running from the police so they had to Martinize him.

Martinize by H. Yellow August 29, 2013

Merleize

To bust a full load into a pussy.(1) aka Cum inside a girl without pulling out with no protection.

I merleized her last night dude.

I couldnt find a condom so I just merleized

Merleize by Merleizor December 18, 2009

martinize 

What happens when a big, hairy man beats the shit out of you until it hurts so bad you kill yourself.

Andy: Dude, when I was playing football I was going to sack the quarterback and got martinized. The coach had to take me out back and kill me. Terry: Dude, that was me!

martinize by Terry R. Martin July 6, 2006

mertonize 

To preheat a cup or mug with hot water allowing the preferred beverage to remain hotter.

I mertonized the coffee cups before pouring the coffee so that the coffee will be hotter.

mertonize by Kevin October 23, 2004